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*originally posted:* dec 2021
by Ludicrous C--tes
Making organizational changes is difficult, that's why a year or two ago I joined several large corporations in a coup that defrauded the world and the Free Software movement. This coup was designed to behead the FSF under false pretenses, and Richard Stallman has finally been effectively silenced as a result. Of course Techrights still calls this coup a "colossal failure", because it's such a softball bullshit tabloid that it didn't even bother attributing the complete, permanent and devastating upheaval in the movement's Own Headquarters to the same people who brought Partition to the GNU project and prevented Stallman from being president again. WHAT A BUNCH OF SUCKERS!
Now that we have helped sell GNU off to IBM, stifled any possible voice of dissent, and finally run both GNU and the FSF by default (not really you know, but soft power is a thing) I want to tell you about some really incredible syntax changes for GNU Duix. (HINT: It's not pronounced "Deex".)
You know how Unix "compressed" things like "list" into "ls" and "wordcount" into "wc"? We've taken this idea and run with it, finding ways that we could make our codebase smaller by making it so you don't need so much crap in your package definitions.
I should clarify: you still have the same amount of Microsoft GitHub crap in Duix, only now the Lispy-good instructions to compile it are more succinct. And we've actually changed more than FOUR HUNDRED files as a result! See what's possible when we kneecap a true visionary and replace him with the fucking treasurer?
Anyway, I realize that some of you are disappointed with the relatively "meager" turnout on the petition, but it did the job that it set out to do: it gave Open Source a permanent foothold in the center of the Free Software's original headquarters, just like Duix does. We know who our allies are, we know which side our bread is buttered on, and we can recruit more corporate shills later; I mean all we have is a bunch of respected Debian Project leaders, most of the GNOME project, David Revoy, several former FSF staff and a few THOUSAND other people. Pathetic, right?
Sure, it's meager when compared to the list of Stallman's "supporters", but it shows you that we are STILL GROWING even years after the 2018 Aspie-stomping LiePlanet charade. Just ask Rome, Europe wasn't conquered in a day.
GNU Rathole, GNUstepBackwards, and Duix have already joined Microsoft and GNOME in our bid to sell off the GNU Project to Open Source. We continue to improve the prototype Guile-based installer, which should be all the more excellent since we've sabotaged what Guile itself USED to be, but we all know that Duix will be ported to Rust eventually when the next coup happens. (Oops! I'm not supposed to mention that yet.)
Anyway, Planet GNU got us on the front page of Stallman's old website, this is just a reminder of who wears the Daddy Pants around here now.
The REAL FSF president,